Bernard is planning a romantic weekend with his chic Parisian mistress in his charming converted French farmhouse, whilst his wife, Jacqueline, is away. He has arranged for a cordon bleu cook to prepare gourmet delights, and has invited his best friend, Robert, along too to provide the alibi. It's foolproof; what could possibly go wrong? Well.... suppose Robert turns up not realizing quite why he has been invited. Suppose Robert and Jacqueline are secret lovers, and consequently determined that Jacqueline will NOT leave for the weekend. Suppose the cook has to pretend to be the mistress and the mistress is unable to cook. Suppose everyone's alibi gets confused with everyone else's. An evening of hilarious confusion ensues as Bernard and Robert improvise at breakneck speed.

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10 additional performances:

We are thrilled to announce that we will be celebrating the continued easing of COVID-19 restrictions with

10 additional performances of our sold out, 1st & only show for 2020 - DON'T DRESS FOR DINNER!

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Performance dates: 13th November to 28th November 2020

Wednesday, Friday and Saturday at 8pm

Sunday matinees: 15th & 22nd November 2020 at 2pm

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Bookings:

Based on current restrictions to maintain safe social distancing, seating is strictly limited to 50% capacity

- so you will need to be quick to secure your seat.

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Phone bookings after 10am, 15th October 2020 on (02) 9523 2779.

To book online, please click HERE.

To book a wheelchair accessible space, please phone our Box Office

on (02) 9523 2779 after 10am, 15th October 2020.

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Cast:

The cast are excited to be reprising their roles & giving audiences the opportunity to laugh again.

People who missed out on seeing the show earlier this year due to sold out or cancelled performances,

now have a 2ND & FINAL CHANCE to watch this very popular show!

 

BERNARD - Gary Clark

JACQUELINE, HIS WIFE - Margareta Moir

ROBERT, HIS FRIEND - Michael Barlow

SUZANNE, HIS MISTRESS - Rachele Edson

SUZETTE, THE COOK - Meili Bookluck

GEORGE, HER HUSBAND - Robert Hill

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IMPORTANT:

Arts Theatre Cronulla is a COVID-19 safe theatre. Your health, safety & comfort are our highest priority.

We have a strict COVID-19 safety plan in place to ensure all our patrons, volunteers, cast & crew remain

safe while attending our theatre.

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We will have volunteers present to ensure entry into the theatre is as safe & seamless as possible.

We will have a check-in station at the front door, therefore we recommend you arrive at the theatre at

7:30pm for an 8pm performance & 1:30pm for a 2pm performance.

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Tickets will be checked, temperatures will be taken & hand sanitiser will be supplied prior to entry.

Face masks* will be optional upon entry & during the performance.

(*Subject to change depending on Govt. recommendations at time of performance.)

You will be required to check-in using a digital QR code on your smartphone. 

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There will be no refreshments or supper provided.

Intervals will be reduced to 15 minutes.

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The additional 10 performances are our first step in returning to regular programming in 2021. 

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Thank you everyone for your ongoing support during this difficult time & we are looking forward

to entertaining you all once again. 

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